"It was Judgment Day yesterday."
"Hey, Judgment Day with capitals would be when Allah will judge the living and the dead."
"Don't get sanctimonious on me."
"I am not, but when you say Judgment Day with capital letters (JD) then in my book you are referring to Allah's judgment."
"Beware the wrath of Nawaz Sharif and His Children!"
"For what?"
"For daring to trivialize the judgment and, by association, them!"
"I see, anyway what hat are you wearing now? A soothsayers hat! What will you be saying next to me! Get the pir (spiritual man) to sacrifice two black goats and..."
"Hey, most of our party leaders and I mean the First Family in each party believes in pirs so put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"Hmmm, anyway speaking of hats I have it on good authority that Rehman Malik, the Banana Man, was summoned by Bilawal Bhutto Zardari (BBZ) to Karachi on JD for consultations."
"I never realized BBZ could be so mean!"
"I don't understand, there is a high level PPP meeting in Karachi and so..."
"You know and I know that there is nothing Banana Man likes better than being on television and he was going to go to the court to hear the judgment and no way was he not going to be on television had he stayed in Islamabad......"
"Right, but you know maybe BBZ was saving the party from embarrassment I mean last Rehman Malik was on television was after he gave the interview to the Joint Investigation Team and the subsequent remarks by the team in their report as to how he never added any value...."
"I know where you are going with that but I tell you Rehman Malik epitomizes loyalty in Pakistani politics."
"Hey, that's the nature of what he was trained for - he was a bureaucrat trained in being loyal to his benefactor while say an accountant or an auditor is supposed to try to balance the books cleverly in return for money agreed..."
"You are so bad."
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